"One day my list just said, 'I'm glad the dog didn't pee on the carpet', " she recalls.

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Bush didn't pee his pants or kill anyone, so my guess is that people will say it was a tie.

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But he couldn't even play pee wee football.

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In 10-degree weather, I don't want to have to undo everything to pee.

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Because if I had known you just "had to pee, " I wouldn't have worried about "zone 3, " and neither would your mother.

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