If it wasn't already perfectly clear by now that Monster Cable's cables aren't really worth the price (or any price above the cost of a coat-hanger), and that they're only using those bloated markups to perpetuate their reputation as money-grubbing lawsuit-happy snakeoil peddlers, we'd call your attention to their latest target: Monster Mini Golf, a chain of glow-in-the-dark mini-golf courses based out of Rhode Island.
All this dovetails nicely with what the analytics types have been telling us: You don't necessarily need a monster centerforward to win and if you're determined to get one, you'll likely overpay.
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Beowulf wins this bout, but hasn't reckoned on tackling the monster's mum ( Angelina Jolie, also semi-tastefully au naturel).
Dixon doesn't believe Rice is the monster portrayed in the videotapes that will follow him the rest of his life.
"I didn't know I had a monster in my house, " she said.
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It won't compete immediately with the monster machines from Illumina because it can decode only a tiny fraction of the human genome at a time.
Let's hope Cookie Monster doesn't spend it all in one place.
Still, our belief is one thing -- cold hard proof is another, and it looks like a group of 12 self-professed "audiophiles" recently couldn't tell the difference between Monster 1000 speaker cables and plain old coat hangers.
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But it does have to be said that the "monster" wasn't there.
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The 400PT is a heavy monster that won't slide around the floor and it has cutting-edge electronics that measure heart rate, calorie burn and power output by the watt.
But I just don't think that he is some terrible monster from the Black Lagoon.
For a company that's been about as coy as possible when it comes to the status of applications for its forthcoming Tegra-powered monster, this isn't exactly subtle.
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"The show became a monster, and I didn't realize how big this was going to be, " he says.
Of course, this suit isn't really any more absurd than their suits against Monster.com, the Chicago Bears (aka the "Monsters of the Midway"), or the Pixar film Monsters, Inc.
"We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, " says Dawkins.
"And still it won't be enough, such is the insatiable appetite of the media monster, " he said.
But I wasn't fully prepared for the discoveries I made about irresistibility and whoosh, the Monster Thickburger and Baked!
And she wasn't torn from me in a terror of rending steel, stamped out by a sudden monster roaring out of the night.
"I never got past being that little girl who thought she couldn't run, " she said, describing how she would watch Ironman competitions with amazement at the monster triathlon.
PepsiCo said it doesn't consider Kickstart to be an energy drink, noting that it still has far less caffeine than drinks like Monster and Red Bull and none of the mysterious ingredients that have raised concerns among lawmakers and consumer advocates.
Sesame Workshop, which owns the rights to Elmo, Cookie Monster and other stars of the long-running children's TV show, said it hasn't authorized any street performers to wear its costumes.
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