Unlike deer hunters, who don't always mount their kills, those who kill bears tend to preserve them.

WSJ: After Long Hibernation, Taxidermists Make a Killing During Bear Season

But what many don't know is, cotton really kills.

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"I had more kills, but that doesn't mean I'm better than (Hathcock) is, " Kyle said.

CNN: STORY HIGHLIGHTS

But, oddly, I didn't see one headline along the lines of, "Marrying a sugar daddy kills you as fast as marrying a boy toy, so might as well go for the hot stud!"

FORBES: Views on News

You know that the Web isn't quite done with reinventing humanity when, in the space of a week, a cyclone kills 100, 000 people in Myanmar and an earthquake kills 70, 000 in China.

FORBES: Warning--Tsunami

Because what really kills me about listening to these guys is that that team went undefeated, but they weren't one of the greatest teams of all time. 1985 Bears were the most dominant defensive team I've ever seen.

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