The whole process of middle age seems deeply suspicious as it doesn't seem to be about getting old.

BBC: Viewpoint: Just what is middle age?

As we all know, the Queen is hung up on what her mirror tells her about getting old -- she can't bear being eclipsed in the beauty stakes by her stepdaughter Snow (Lily Collins, Phil's daughter).

CNN: Review: 'Mirror Mirror' is a frivolous family film

Getting stuck with the old iPhone isn't looking as bad as we feared.

FORBES: Why You Don't Need A New iPhone

You're probably familiar with the old adage that getting sued just isn't satisfying enough until you take someone else to court over the exact thing that you're being accused of, but even if you're not, DirecTV's here to refresh your memory.

ENGADGET: DirecTV whines over HD survey results, sues Comcast for false advertising

So the only thing harder than getting a TV signal with your old rabbit ears may be finding someone to blame when you can't.

NPR: A Year Out, Digital TV Picture Still Far from Sharp