The Surface with Windows 8 Pro (its official name) does include several upgrades over the Surface RT.

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Jordan's name began to surface last week, after Dan Hurley received a contract extension from Rhode Island and elected to stay at the Atlantic 10 school.

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However, as its name suggests, it runs parallel to the surface of the material that is propagating it, rather than penetrating this material.

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The company is even going to sell some of those tablets itself: The uncommonly slick Surface is the first-ever PC to carry the Microsoft name.

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Surface with Windows RT - to give the device its full name - runs on a chip made by Nvidia, based on the designs of British company Arm Holdings.

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Yet while these candidates may have a catchy new name, the Mama Grizzly moniker and campaign is, at the surface, built around the most traditional of female roles: mother.

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Aside from one-syllable takes on the name Joseph, Guardiola and Heynckes don't have much in common, at least on the surface.

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