Which is a shame, because the U.S. has the largest federal water zone in the world, with more ocean area suitable for deep-water fish farming than the country has arable land area.

FORBES: Regulatory Uncertainty Drives A Fish Farmer To Foreign Waters

Meanwhile, the lavish bathrooms--with rain-shower bars, benches and deep soaking tub--are suitable for just about any wet treatment as well as manicures and pedicures.

FORBES: Spa-lunking