It tells a reliable story: Chris Farraday (Wahlberg), once the most adept smuggler in the world, bursts out of retirement in order to pay off a debt incurred by the stupid kid brother (Caleb Landry Jones) of his loving wife (Kate Beckinsale).

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It was all working so well until that stupid mouse spilled the beans to the deaf, dumb and blind kid, who started buying gold.

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If a kid sees a woman wearing a T-shirt reading "I'm With Stupid, " he or she might take the words to heart, thereafter treating the woman's husband with scorn, derision and perhaps even contumely.

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