Jon Stone (Max Casella) has written a tell-all play about his childhood, for which his actual mother is cast as his mother.

NEWYORKER: Double-Talk

Option two for him is this: Tell the unions they are behaving like they are in the Stone Age and should grow up.

BBC: TUC: General strike demands dominate union gathering

"If I were to tell a Labrador person to have more flash and dash, they'd probably stone me, " said James Reynolds, the 2011 Sporting judge at Westminster.

WSJ: Everybody Loves Labradors, So Why Are They Underdogs?

You would have a much more efficient and effective regulatory system than I think you will have when you try to tell people the exact amount of leverage they can have and try to set in stone numbers for all times.

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