The first step was to put a call through to the London bureau, the instructions read: "It should take you no longer than three minutes for the operator to get you a line, " it hectored.
The first time you fire up the Replicator, the display will take you through the FRE -- that's First Run Experience -- a series of step-by-step instructions it imparts one screen at a time (you can also access this later in the utilities menu).