Joe Wolfson's steed was a board known as a bodyboard, about four feet long, rather than the longer and heavier traditional Hawaiian type.
But the keeper was beaten again on 32 minutes when Johnson's fine first touch earned him a yard of space inside Steed Malbranque and set up a left-foot shot that deflected wickedly off the knee of Turner and beyond Gordon's reach.
At a rowdy JJB Stadium, Bramble inadvertently nodded home from a Steed Malbranque cross in the 15th minute.
Kenwyne Jones pounced on an error from Blackburn goalkeeper Paul Robinson to level before Djibril Cisse converted a Steed Malbranque pass for the winner.
Fulham began to threaten, and Steed Malbranque forced a good save from Russell Hoult with a right-foot drive from the edge of the box.
Wales defender Collins was also involved in the second incident when Cisse tumbled to the ground as he ran on to a Steed Malbranque flick.
The goal did at least spark some attacking fervour from Tottenham, with Steed Malbranque seeing a firm shot deflected wide and then a volley minutes later palmed wide by Gomes.
Nobody loved to gad about on a prancing steed more than Papa.
With Arsenal slowly beginning to take control of the match they were reduced to 10 men when Song was shown a second yellow for blocking Steed Malbranque.
Every tricky traverse in mountain, stream or forest needed doing twice over: once to find a way for himself, then to collect the steed, often carrying it shoulder-high through sharp palmetto, or water, or rocks.
Lulled by the swaying of your wrinkly steed, you suddenly emerge from thick brush onto the savannah, catching sight of a herd of impala.
Reid crossed to the far post where Steed Malbranque was lurking, but his header was prevented from crossing the line by what replays proved was a clear handball from Pugh.
Ferdinand looked to have sealed it when he calmly sidefooted a loose ball into the bottom corner after a cross from the third former Tottenham player in the Sunderland starting line-up, the influential Steed Malbranque, caused yet more problems.
Unlike Steed, whose space buff sister-in-law called her outside that morning, she was getting ready for a relative's baby shower and didn't see the breakup.
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