PGMs arrive in boxes, stay in boxes for months, then finally they need to start using it, screw up their library prep, get tired and service out.

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Inside the mediocre lobby we staked out a position near the numbered boxes, innocuously pretending to screw up our change-of-address forms so that we had to start over again a dozen times.

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