The pirate captain Black Stache (Christian Borle), a dyslexic prince of darkness, expertly fits the bill.

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Mr. Garone confirms that he declined to support the 'Stache Act but says his comments were taken out of context.

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Goose Gossage's walrusian 'stache should be in Cooperstown alongside Goose Gossage.

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Mr. Garone refused to endorse the campaign and told Mr. Perlut that it was inappropriate to ask Movember to publicly support the 'Stache Act, Mr. Perlut says.

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"I think baseball is such a team game that it's an easy way for guys to express their personalities, " said Sal Fasano, a former backup catcher whose burly 'stache was inspired by old samurai movies that he watched as kid.

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In Mankato Troop 76 alone, amongst the scant few athletes and Honor Roll-ees, there was the Goth kid who collected illegal butterfly knives, the pale basement dweller whose shoulders blistered in the sun, the Magic the Gathering player with a perma-Kool-Aid-stache, the compulsive liar, and the chain smoker who came to meetings still dressed in his Burger King uniform.

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