Any beverage that conjures visions of wandering your North Fork orchid, to the manner born, with a pair of pruning shears on a precocious spring day must be doing something right.

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Minnesota third base prospect Miguel Sano had a pair of singles in his first major league spring training game.

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For example, just before the start of spring training, he tweeted a photo of himself shirtless in a swimming pool, buoyed by a tube and a pair of floaties, with goggles over his eyes and a snorkel lodged in his mouth.

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