The plan would have us spray paint it white and decorate it with lights and ribbons to display next to the living room fireplace.

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After a brief spray of notes, a white scrim fell, revealing the band members, each wearing a skintight bicycling outfit covered with luminescent white lines in a grid formation, as if they were being tracked on a green screen for later animation.

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What if we spray-paint all this garbage white?

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