With a little help, you can generally return the ball 40 yards on each kick, assuming you run, spin and jump at the exact right moment.

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Her run included a maneuver called a McTwist, a 540-degree inverted spin, and a 720-degree jump at the bottom.

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And you have to believe that NFLPA head, DeMaurice Smith, and his folks will jump on this comment and spin it to their benefit.

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