If you are in a large room with 1, 000 people in the audience, you need to speak more slowly than usual, using slightly longer pauses.

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Some of the extra capacity will be absorbed in the new practice of slow steaming - industry-speak for sailing more slowly.

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Or will ministers at least set a target date for its implementation so we can prepare the ground for the day when we can all go abroad and speak other languages rather than simply speaking more slowly and loudly in English in the hope "Johnny foreigner" will understand?

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That's not to say you have to speak slowly, but think of it this way -- you're aiming to speak more like Brian Williams on the Nightly News then you are like yourself when chatting with your long-lost sister.

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