He ambles in and, without glancing at the sparse menu he personally designed, orders a burger and some fries.

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And nothing seems better than a great burger and some fries.

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While the Tumblr is not strictly burgers (there is some fries and condiment work in there too), my favorite sequence so far plays out in burger form.

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Sadly, no, the system cannot be used to cook up some fries or a donut while sysadmins are working on it: it uses mineral oil, not quite the thing that you cook food in.

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It sounds simple, and it is, but what happens when the matzo soaks up some egg and fries in a generous slick of fat is at the same time profound: What was dry and severe becomes plush and custardy.

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Occasionally she reached over and speared some of her companion's french fries.

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The report also revealed some unexpected correlations -- such as people who liked 'curly fries' having higher IQs, while those who like Facebook's "Sliding on Floors With Your Socks On" page were unlikely to use drugs.

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You can see where that ends up--with some kid from McDonald's refusing to sell you that order of large fries because your waist is too big.

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Some researchers in Britain are even suggesting that statins be served alongside burgers and fries at fast food restaurants to offset the cardiovascular, noting that side effects are minimal.

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