Indeed, for investors to enter the stock market withsoggy dollars they must be doing so in concert with a mass exodus of investors from those same stocks.
Camping in Scotland has come a long way since the old days, when it seemed to be the sole preserve of Boy Scout groups and those willing to endure nights in a soggy field along with hundreds of equally sullen souls.
The Republican faithful would forgo their normal feedings of litmus tests and put up with this soggy message of "compassionate conservatism" because Bush has a message for them too.
This long-time tobacco bull recommends discarding Philip Morris International like a soggy cigarette butt and viewing the rest of the sector with skepticism.
Instead of checking in to some wildly expensive spa for a few days of wired-up analysis by teams of kinesiology eggheads with space-age machines, how about doing a some deep data-mining using the soggy, smelly, salt-stained socks and shirt and shorts in your workout bag?