That means the Red Sox played 96% of their baseball while Papelbon snoozed out in the bullpen.

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At age 15, while making sandwiches at a Subway shop, she obsessively counted out olives as her high-school-dropout co-workers snoozed.

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Washington Irving's most famous literary creation (with apologies to Ichabod Crane, who might have benefited from today's ban on helmet-to-helmet hits) snoozed for 20 years, plum missing the Revolutionary War.

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