The officers arrested Snooki, charging her with being drunk and disorderly while creating a public nuisance.
Maybe this system will help you avoid accepting a date with the next Snooki or Ted Kaczynski!
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"I think of everyone in the celebrity world, we get bullied the most, " said Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
They often reject talented writers who don't offer the celebrity platforms of more marketable "authors" such as Snooki or Justin Bieber.
Long before Snooki made Seaside Heights a mecca for bad behavior, I made the Jersey Shore my own as a wide-eyed young girl.
All of these programs in development and on the air give rise to over-the-top characters and issues that make Snooki look like a librarian.
That Snooki and Sarah Palin could quite conceivably be in the same room at the same time to support their contestants during taping this fall.
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If convicted of all three charges, Snooki could actually get a little jail time, potentially keeping her off your television screen for an episode or two.
"My parents, they're just trying to get everything out of this moment, and they want to have a family business, so we started Team Snooki Music, " she said.
Neither Kardashian nor Snooki is expected to be in attendance.
Who wants to watch Snooki making tea and knitting, right?
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Fact is, whether Brad, Angelina, Jennifer, Bristol, Levi, Snooki, Kim or anyone else is hooking up, breaking up, or something in between, the odds and ends of their relationships are grist for the IRS mill.
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Trotted out in the same way Tom Hanks, Laura Linney and Yoko Ono were earlier in the two-week-long gathering of the Television Critics Association, Shore newcomer Deena Nicole Cortese along with Snooki and The Situation settled in to field questions.
The prospect of honky-tonk entertainment districts like the one in Seaside Heights, once home to the hard-partying Snooki and company of the reality show "Jersey Shore, " is anathema to many in oceanfront neighborhoods where even smaller houses can go for several million dollars.
It is a month when margin sales are lower as stores promote heavy clearance discounts to make way for holiday products, so the most reliable forecast we might get from a look at the sales data is whether Snooki beat a zombie for most popular Halloween costume this year.
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MTV's mega-hit, "The Jersey Shore, " has successfully followed eight dark haired and tan strangers -- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, and Deena Nicole Cortese (replacing Angelina Pivarnick in season three) from the New Jersey shores to most recently, Florence, Italy.
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