These two web-slingers must team up across time to save each other and prevent a disaster that ultimately leads to the death of the Amazing Spider-Man.
"Gun crime in Britain is about 10 years behind America, so we have 10 years to stop things getting so bad we have people who think they are gun slingers on the streets, " said Mrs Lynch.
We're all for technology being used to free wage-slaves from the tedium of their jobs, but until they can invent a robotic bartender that flips bottles and woos patrons a la Tom Cruise in Cocktail, we'll stick with regular old human suds slingers who regale us with their false tales of bravado and sports heroics.