As for the mayor's contention that the whole shebang is "pleasurable, " I have to admit that after seeing a tiny slice of the city's vast system, the specter of homelessness isn't quite as scary as it was before.

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Could a company game the system by dividing its pizza into more slices, and thereby making every individual slice look healthier?

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