The only thing left for me is to win a Grand Slam.

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And the SEC could slam EY for, what looks like to me, papering over misleading disclosures with their quarterly review stamp of approval and for their bungling of the Matthew Lee investigation.

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He slipped me a James Brown tribute album that Slam Jams label had just put out.

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"I'm extremely grateful to the Ospreys for giving me this opportunity, " said 2005 Grand Slam winner Morgan.

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"I think when you win a Grand Slam on a surface, it would be pretty mean of me to say that I'm not comfortable on the surface, " she told reporters.

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This race is a chance for me to accomplish two things at once: to slam the door shut on a difficult chapter in my life while simultaneously supporting one of the people who made it possible by raising money for the Chris Klug Foundation, which does a tremendous job of raising awareness regarding organ donation.

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In closing, let me link to a very popular YouTube video in which slam poet and former teacher Taylor Mali offers his perspective on what the education profession is all about.

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But something tells me that, nowadays, Constitutional interpretation is much less of a common-sense slam dunk for the average American than the simple conceptual problems stuffed into that trillion-dollar coin.

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