They can sometimes use a single straw to produce a dozen frozen embryos, of which half could become viable calves.

WSJ: Those Who Root for the Bull

By a twist of fate, he stays frozen for over fifty years, emerging with enough of his Dudley Do-Right manliness intact to impress single mom Jamie Lee Curtis, her young son Elijah Wood, and even her dull suitor Nicholas Surovy.

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