Mashgiachs even crack every single egg.

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Artists were chosen because they managed to crack Billboard's Hot 100 Top 10 list with their first single and then never managed to crack the Top 25 for the next 10 years.

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By the time the club opened for dancing, dozens of impressively unattractive single men appeared from some sort of crack in the space-time continuum.

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The super bears believe in a euro-crack up, the U.S. going to single A or even triple B credit rating, and maybe even defaulting.

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