For those whose memory of coaches is language bluer than the seven seas, it might come as a shock that schools are cracking down on cursing.

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In fact, we could be just one supply shock away from a full-blown food crisis that would make the price spikes of 2008 look like a happy memory.

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Wherever his future lies, he will always have the memory of his second round goal - but he is not ruling out the Conference side pulling off another shock in the next stage.

BBC: The FA Cup has a habit of producing unlikely heroes.