Now that we have that out of the way, allow me to share with you something I found not surprising in the least.

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Is this really something I want to share, or is it just me venting?

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"Some time ago, the media came up with the idea that Michael Jackson was going to leave his share in the Beatles songs to me in his will which was completely made up and something I didn't believe for a second, " McCartney said.

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Now, listen up, to all the ladies -- (applause) -- let me share a little something.

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