The favourite route of Bill Keogh, a guide with outfitter Big Pine Kayak Adventures ( www.keyskayaktours.com) and author of the Florida Keys Paddling Guide, is a day trip from Seven Mile Bridge in a kayak fitted with a sail.
Still, is it enough of a track record to get the keys to the current Premier League champions, winners of five of the last seven English titles, and a club with a huge budget for transfers and wages?