With events like redneck horseshoes (tossing toilet seatcovers), watermelon seed spitting and an armpit serenade, the games celebrate all the stereotypes that have surrounded rural Southerners over the years.
So Jac: Can we have it in turbo, with neon reflective seatcovers, a Hello Kitty steering wheel and a hologram of Sony PlayStation vixen Lara Croft providing a flawless direction system?