James Anderson, Richard Johnson, Andrew Flintoff and James Kirtley have all missed Tests with injuries and Andrew Caddick has been out since April with sciatica.
"I've got the hippie hippie ache" from Darren Spicer is a new entry, while Robbo The Doc storms into the top ten with "It could cause a cute sciatica".
Another lady, whose name I could never remember, was only forty-five but looked ninety, a complete ghettowreck: overweight, with a bad back, bad kidneys, bad knees, diabetes, and maybe sciatica.