Index funds mean never having to say you are sorry.

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But when you get there and pop it into the little player on your desk, you hear a voice say, 'We're sorry, but you are only authorized to play this disk on up to two CD players.

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Do you believe them when they say they are sorry?

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Here are a few unlikely scenarios that, we're sorry to say, are much more likely than you taking home this jackpot.

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People who get into hot water may be quick to say they are sorry but the real question is what are you going to do about it?

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Say to them that you want it, you are the best fit for the position, and they will not be sorry.

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