Held at the same place every year, with the same DJ that comes on at 9 PM every year, and the same raffled off items that you see (you guessed it) every year.

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Tired of the same-old DJ equipment or chiptune gear?

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Since 1982, Brown's model portfolio of mutual funds has produced annualized returns of 15.5%, compared to 13.3% for the DJ Wilshire 5000 over the same time period, according to Hulbert Financial Digest.

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You can also use the same app to prepare tracks for more advanced DJ techniques, meaning -- as the marketing material will have you believe -- you can sketch out a set while skateboarding through your hood, before rolling up and rocking the party.

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M-100 features dual inputs so a DJ can mix two sources at the same time or share the music by daisy chaining other headphones.

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The XDJ-AERO's audio circuits are the same as those used in Pioneer's pro-DJ equipment to guarantee pristine sound reproduction.

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But Ping Ke, a former radio DJ who quit because he was bored playing the same songs over and over again, says that the Internet has changed everything.

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