The partnership he is expected to form with ex-captain David Sales, back after missing out on 2009 entirely with a knee injury, is an exciting prospect for the club's supporters.

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He hired ex-Southwestern student sales personnel.

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More than two years after their divorce, Aniston's ex has little trouble scoring big sales on his own.

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Here's a little background on Just Mobile: the company started off as a PDA (mainly Windows Mobile) accessory OEM in around 2005, with Huang taking care of procurement plus manufacturing, and his talkative friend Gustafsson, an ex-banker, overlooking European sales.

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Nonetheless, with live music, dancing, bingo and private functions already existing revenue streams, and food sales not an option, the future for Herne Bay Ex-Servicemen's Club remains unclear.

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At Sara Lee, for instance, Paul Simmons, an ex-army officer, is in charge of food sales to the armed forces.

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He has whipped John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, who tried unsuccessfully to reduce the 5%-of-sales fee his client, record producer Jack Douglas, had arranged with Lennon before the ex-Beatle was assassinated in 1980.

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The 42-year-old ex-car salesman starts each day at 8 a.m. with one hour of mandatory sales training.

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