Although "Hansel and Gretel" can hardly be called a fairy-tale success at this point, it proved far more bewitching than fellow newcomers "Parker" and "Movie 43, " which were left with only bread crumbs in their sad debut frame.

CNN: Box office report: 'Hansel and Gretel' wins with $19M

As for the risen Lazarus, Mary sees in the "miracle" just a sad, whimpering creature who can eat only bread soaked in water and shuffle sadly.

WSJ: Review: There's something (weird) about Mary