Somebody in Spain put half a roll on the ground, and somebody in New Zealand put something breadlike opposite.

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When asked last year about the rules of engagement for tear gas, he told the BBC that police in America are trained not to fire head-high and to either arc the canister into the air or roll it on the ground.

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Either way, it could be a long time before anyone knows what went wrong, how to fix it, and Boeing manages to roll out the repairs to the fifty Dreamliners on the ground worldwide.

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Reading between the lines, it appears the Fed, while keeping its monetary policy very accommodative, is beginning to lay the ground work ever so slowly that its money-printing presses cannot roll on forever, especially as the U.S. economy is picking up a slight head of steam.

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