Surely you're wondering: What advice could a reprobate sports columnist possibly have?

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Look at Amy Adams in closeup, for instance, all the scarier for being so perky and correct, her features filling the screen as she quizzes the reprobate.

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That was reserved for the most dangerous and reprobate offenders traitors.

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Instead of being the conduit through which funds pass from the ESFS to reprobate banks, the government wants the EFSF to directly give bailout euros to banks thus bypassing the Spanish government.

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