Just as we're breathing a sigh of relief, a train comes the opposite way and crashes right through it.

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Mr Knight thinks that although it is a relief to have an end date that train operators have to work towards, the important thing is make sure that the regulations are watertight.

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About 20 RAF personnel have pulled an "Ivor the Engine" steam train more than 50 metres in aid of Comic Relief.

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Others promised relief: our division is being withdrawn from combat and returned to the States to train new troops.

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