While it may seem clear why brands like Nike, Red Bull, Lady Gaga, and other spotlights work to push eye gobs through the video tube, it may be less clear why others should do the same.

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And it is going to be the young lady in red, because you had a lot of people pointing at you so -- (laughter.) I know, I know.

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"Sure, watching them might be amusing fun (I can't wait to see that insane lady in the red wig yell at them) but it's never going to be as good as 'Jersey Shore, ' no matter how wild it purports to be, " the website said.

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There were no Lady Gaga fashion stunts on the red carpet of the 2011 American Music Awards.

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All right, young lady, right in the front with the red ribbons.

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