So if you stand in the middle of it and scream reallyloudly when you can't have the same Doctor Who book you've borrowed for the last 18 months, you get a brilliant echo that goes on and on and on - long after the security guard has asked you to step outside.
Realistically, you could have to pony up the difference at the counter unless Congress writes in an exemption (clears throat) which would be (clears throat more loudly) really helpful to taxpayers.
When the only way forward is to loudly proclaim your innocence, while kind-of-sort-of hinting that you might not really be innocent, while blaming the media, while using the media, it disincentivizes dignity.