The Miss Piggy-Kermit news that you read about was never even really news because it was always part of the proof-of-concept presentation that convinced ABC to order "The Muppets, " co-created by Bob Kushell and Bill Prady, in the first place a presentation that ABC made available to the public.
That is the type of gobbledygook that gives lawyers our bad name, but the committee will never read in the 455-page referral what the full evidence shows: That his definition just happened to be shared by Miss Lewinsky herself.