The homescreen itself only functions in landscape mode, and doesn't re-orient when you flip the phone sideways (though we don't know why you'd ever use it that way).
The figures confirmed a significant reversal of fortune for the company since 2011, when declining sales prompted it to announce a series of store closures as part of a strategy to re-orient sales towards the wholesale market.
Not only does the UK need to become less reliant on debt-fuelled consumer spending, and become more of an investment-led and exporting economy, but it also needs to re-orient its trade away from economies as hobbled as Britain itself.