"While we were there, al-Jazeera ran a totally false report that American troops had gone and detained one of the key imams in the holy city of Najaf, which was a false report, " Mr Wolfowitz said.

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The court heard that Anthony Johnson had previous convictions for false accounting when he ran a different post office.

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Filings from the company, which is cooperating with the feds, say that Anderson made many false representations about just who ran what.

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He tried to give a false name and was caught by police as he ran off.

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The case ran out of time partly because Italy's recently downgraded false accountancy to a minor violation of the law - a misdemeanour - and reduced the amount of time magistrates have to investigate such cases.

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Now, add in the health scares: Jobs' 2003 scare with pancreatic cancer, an obituary that Bloomberg accidentally ran in August after Jobs appeared gaunt at conference in June and Friday's false report of a heart attack.

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