Alas, the problem lies not in the stars, but in ourselves, and with men who rather then admit their policies were wrong, will double down into making Supply-Side tax Cuts an IDEOLOGY!!!
The problem is that brown dwarfs have been discovered orbiting other stars, and it is thought that planets can sometimes be ejected from their natal solar systems as a result of gravitational interactions, and may thus be found drifting in space.
Le Roy is keen to find more strikers, as the Black Stars lack firepower up front - a long-standing problem which raised its head again in Wednesday's 1-1 draw with Australia.
The fact that it has become known as that in tennis and style circles exemplifies the problem basic tennis kit has morphed into the canvas upon which stars enforce their own (often dubious) style.