"I bet some of you probably remember ME just 'cause of my hair, " Richards opens the play, in a perfect good-'ol-boy accent.

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Or just me and you don't know, and probably me more than you?

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Ms. SUSAN YANG(ph): My name is Susan Yang, and the worst gift, in plural, I would have to say, are probably are those of--although I love chocolate and candy--those are probably the worst kinds of gifts because it's just temptation looking me in the face every day.

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Also, I'd probably be uncomfortable and guilt-ridden having another human being drag me around town just because they couldn't find a waiter job, so what if they're in better shape than I'll ever be.

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