Okay, so JMA's newest pre-quake warning system doesn't cover as much ground as SMS alerts, but with only 10 to 20 seconds of available panic time before an earthquake hits, we'd probably be toppling over one another before we could even find our cellphone anyway.
But he argued that the UK government's policy of cutting its way out of the deficit was "the wrong thing to do", warning "we are in a pre-1930s situation at the moment and if we don't reverse that we could be heading for a depression".