"Dr Jordaan has a contract with us also and obviously we would not be able to pre-empt what other issues will arrive after the tournament, " said Safa President Kirsten Nematandani.

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This could mean the lighting around your desk dims slightly when you arrive, or a pre-determined microclimate is created for your meeting.

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D'Arcy, who featured in six provincial matches on the last Lions tour of New Zealand in 2005, as well as the pre-tour match against Argentina, will arrive in South Africa on Thursday, 4 June.

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Unless you hopped online within the first hour or so last Friday, pre-ordered iPhones aren't expected to arrive for weeks.

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Only Sprint is left taking pre-orders with the expectation that they'll arrive next Friday, and it's certain that the supply situation won't get better in the near future.

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Courtenay, who also turned out for Sheffield and Ayr Scottish Eagles, will arrive in Belfast next month, ahead of the start of pre-season training.

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Arrive 10 minutes late for every meeting, to avoid any obnoxious spoiler-laden pre-meeting chatter.

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