Assuming there are no further glitches, the energy of the collisions will be cranked up over the next few months and the new subatomic goodies will start pouring out of the machine and into the pages of physics journals.

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Pouring the product into a washing machine should deliver an even bigger, more pleasant waft, Mr. Papas says.

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