Plus, Congress hears another witness - we've lost count of how many - from a former Justice Department official about the fired federal prosecutors.

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Plus he wears a cape, that accessory beloved by eternal sex symbol Count Dracula and dandy Oscar Wilde.

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On the plus side, it does have a matte screen... that's gotta count for something, right?

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On February 22, 2013, Bodden was sentenced to 37 months in prison on each count and said sentences will run consecutive for a total term of 74 months plus two years of supervised release.

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