But please don't cry because my reality show would be so boring.

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Now, with Hurricane Irene threatening to whip through on Sunday, a collective cry can be heard here: Please, not again.

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Laugh, cry or throw up (depending on your mood and meds) but please do this: Email it to 100 friends and tell them to do the same.

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