Jeffries put pen to paper on the pitch at half-time during Sunderland's Premier League match against Bolton at the Stadium of Light.

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Once the paper reaches terminal velocity, they can shut down Advance Central Services, the print wing, tie up any potential liabilities from the paper, and pitch them into the Mississippi.

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The Germans, who won the match in Lviv 1-0, face action after their fans were seen to throw paper onto the pitch, while the Portuguese have been sanctioned for delaying the start of the second half.

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Last summer, when it seemed that the ads about turning your paper IRA into a solid gold IRA hit a fever pitch, gold began to go vertical.

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Their paper reveals that there is much more to eliciting a nod than simply lowering the pitch of the voice and pausing.

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After crawling through a small, pitch-black hole in the debris, making their way past sharp metal parts, pieces of office paper, and pulverized concrete, they use listening devices and night-vision cameras to search for anyone alive.

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